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Beast Rise
The third bottle is usually when the sparkle occurs
when the celestial bodies appear
the third bottle is about when the telescope
is brought down from the attic
and the stargazing begins;
the filter of shadow
becomes overwhelmingly pleasant
like a long hot steaming bath
one you could almost
fall asleep in
a most pleasant way to drown;
and as filter of shadow
begins to command your senses
the lacquered grain of wood
becomes almost overwhelming
that deep dark nut colored moistness
melds with shadow
in a monochromatic paradise
and what light there is becomes crystalline
and time seems to hover like a hummingbird
and you find yourself carried off into a cave
by some kind of beast whose acquaintance
you have made before but in blur of ecstasy.
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Army of Bitter Men
My name is A-hole.
I lead the army of bitter men.
We’ve been fucked over
by life.
heartless women,
godless corporations.
Roger got fucked over in the divorce, one afternoon
he snatched his daughter off the monkey bars,
made a run for Mexico.
Sid, oh Sid did him one better,
left threatening messages on his wife’s answering machine
and then one weekend smashed through the bay windows,
slashed her throat, slugged down some
demented concoction he referred to as
“a battery acid martini,” in his journal.
Jesus went postal.
We’ve all got a story. Some have snapped,
some are about half a lit cigarette away.
Part 1
VC WATER BUFFALO STEALS STUDENT'S HAT
Part 2
VC WATER BUFFALO NOT LAUGHING NOW THAT SHE FINDS OUT THAT SHE IS BEING CHARGED WITH A FELONY
CBS HONCHO HAS SAYS TOO BAD FOR VEGAS CASUALTIES - GETS FIRED
UNKNOWN, D-LIST COMEDY WRITER SAYS IF YOU ARE WHITE, YOU ARE A SHOOTER
WHERE ARE ALL OF THE FEMINISTS AND LIBERALS DEFENDING HARVEY?
NANCY SINATRA SAYS TO KILL ALL NRA MEMBERS! - HER HANDLERS EXPLAIN THE TERM "PARADOXICAL" TO HER AS THEY ESCORT HER BACK TO HER RUBBER ROOM
Michelle Obama Says That Women Who Didn't Vote For Clinton Didn't Follow Their Own Voices
Editor (Tom Esposito): So, Mrs. Obama, are you saying that you followed your own voice and voted for Clinton when she ran against your husband? Why not just STFU and enjoy retirement.
M. Obama Describes Harvey Weinstein, “as a wonderful human being, a good friend and just a powerhouse.” Malia Obama, upon exiting the White House and appearing to show an interest in the film industry, took an internship with The Weinstein Company.
Sunday, October 8
Harvey Weinstein Fired From Own Company Due to Massive Amount of Sexual Harassment Charges.
-Fat Fuck Gets Chucked-
-Fat Fuck Gets Chucked-
Editor (Tom Esposito): Hey, Michelle. I hope your daughter is alright. Hopefully, your "wonderful human being" stayed away from her.
Obviously, she just can't help herself...
M. Obama says,
"People 'Don't Trust Politics' Because Republican Party Is 'All Men, All White"
Editor (Tom Esposito): And, it would appear from her comment that the Democratic Party is all morons and all racist.
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